Meet the man who broadcasts his location every morning: not out of fear, but "professionalism." A darkly funny descent into a future where privacy isn't a right, it's an inconvenience to your executioner. A satire.

"Tiredness in a Tuesday, worn since the last time it was tired. Tired of the next thing, the next thing, the next thing, the...."

"To Whom It May Concern, I write to issue a formal retraction of my life's central thesis..."

Abstract: The punishment of Sisyphus, son of Aeolus, King of Ephyra, has long been regarded as the paradigmatic example of eternal, futile labor. This paper challenges that assumption. Through application of standard tribological models, erosion rate equations, and basic thermodynamic principles, we demonstrate that...

Strong boundaries around cocaine. Zero boundaries around vintage homeware. A satire.

A list of wants, in no particular order, ending in violence. The best kind.